[BLANK of the Day]: Urinal Video Game of the Day

Something similar plays in my mind when I urinal anyway. Now this will record my high scores. (via)

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[BLANK of the Day]: Email We’d Like to Get Our Hands On Of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow emailed Robert Downey Jr. to ask what it was like to be an alky for some movie. “I was like, explain to me addiction, and he wrote me the most amazing e-mail and he helped me understand it.”

[via Vulture]

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[BLANK of the Day]: Ironic Take on the Ironic Hipster Video of the Day: Two Hipsters and a Bong

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[BLANK]s OF THE DAY: Photos Used in Blog Posts About Testing For STDs with Your Smartphone of the Day

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Pee On Your Phone to Test For STDs

Gives a whole new meaning to status update. Have Herpes? Pee on Your Phone to Find Out

After the cops told him they needed to check his BAC, he was promptly cited for public indecency.

[BLANK] OF THE DAY: Things I Hope I’m Not Doing To Avoid Spending Time With My Young Family of the Day

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[BLANK] OF THE DAY: Rap lyric using vacuum makers as an insult of the day

“You ain’t Hoover, you suck like James Dyson.” -Das Racist