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"I just love The Grizzly Bear. That project was great. It sounds like these church cathedral chords—it’s just sick what they’re doing."

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-Jay Z, in an interview with The Village Voice. (Note: Grizzly Bear will hereafter be referred to only as The Grizzly Bear.)

"‘Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."

—W.C. Fields

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“Furthering” our “study” of what “quotes” “mean.”

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John F. Kennedy got more ass than you

Some choice excerpts from the Esquire cover story “The Kennedys on the Meaning of Life.”

Did you ever make it with my father? … Well, that’s one place I’m in first.—JFK, according to Marlene Dietrich, after having sex at the White House, 1962
I have just had an escapade. Got a fuck and a suck in a Mexican hoar-house for $.65, so am feeling very fit and clean. They say that one guy in four years has gotten away without just the biggest juiciest load of claps. —JFK, letter to friend Lem Billings, May 1936
Just got back today from the South. It was great down there — the weather was about the best I’ve ever seen. An aw full lot of people were there — three girls to every man — so I did better than usual… .” —JFK, letter to his father, 1940
I suppose if I win — my poon days are over. —JFK, fall 1960
(So not the case, Jack).




"I’ve never seen it and nor will I ever. I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it."

—Miley Cyrus, on “Twilight” (obvi)